Tuesday, October 03, 2006

With A Face Like That, I'd Shave My Ass And Walk Backwards

Anyhow, this is what I just stumbled across on my most recent interweb treasure hunt. I think I may have struck GOLD with this one.
May I present...
GET WELL SOON MASKS

"The very sterile looking white gauze mask inspired to make it more cheerful and funny while still serving its purpose. This new mask is no longer masking, but transforming the part of the face it is hiding, integrating face and mask.Currently there are 15 types of masks, varying from animals and human snouts, to zippers. Next to this customized masks are available, such as the mask for the Hanshin Tigers."
THIS SHIT AIN'T RIGHT. Asian monkey masks?
I want a gay-face mask. OOO I know... can I get one with a big bird's beak that read, "BIG PECKER" on it? I GIVE U SUCKY SUCKY!

1 comment:

xine said...

*sigh* The things they do these days to avoid the bird flu.

I think I'm going to buy one of those to wear on my trip to replace my pretty, new hijab.