Britney Spears Federline is officially Britney Hilton Lohan

Once upon a time, Britney Spears was a virgin. She had the hottest pop princess body in all of the land. She would tease the commoners but would never give them a taste of what her royal fruit was like. Then one day, when the timing was all wrong… The other day we featured pictures of Britney getting out of a car with her shaved hoo-ha hanging out. No lips involved. Today you can see everything except her ovaries and you can get a look at it from just about every angle possible. It's like she let the paparazzi into her gynecologist's office and they used a scope. Why couldn't she do this a few years ago…before the babies? Why God, why?!?! At this rate she should’ve taken the million in Playboy money and they could’ve thrown some flattering lighting on the thing. If you are not allowed to look at pussy at work, do not click on the link below. The End.

Some blinding pictures via Egotastic. Click here and here to see it up close and personal with a bonus C-section scar included.

I'm now off to reevaluate my life.