Memo: Received

Ok, by now we all know that Britney and Paris are joined by their um...rich, smelly crotches, maybe? Whatever they've found in common, they're exploiting it to no end. I'm sad to let you know that it's reached an all-time low. Remember the other day Brit flashed her granny panties while getting out of a car? Well, it only took her a few days to finally receive The Paris and Lindsay NO PANTIES Memo. All I can say is:"Building K-Fed's custody suit one bald cooter at a time" Enjoy!