I've Heard Worse!

So every great once in a while I check out blogs to see what's going on. There are some fabulous blogs out there! Plus, I love the comments! Unfortunately for us, we're not professional bloggers so we don't get a chance to blog on every little vagina fart that happens. Sometimes I need entertained too. I digress. Back to the original story: It turns out Mary Kate Olsen changed her look and bloggers HATE it. The problem: Mary Kate Olsen has MY signature look (minus that purse - ick). I've been dressing like this for years -- back me up Dino. Most of my friends describe it as "high class hooker." I'm fine with that because if I was hypothetically a hooker, I'd be high class. ...and I think they're joking.

Now I'm not so sure but for fun, here are some blog-commenter reviews:

• I have never seen this girl look quite so horrible in my life
• WOW.....Not a good look
• She looks like a tampon
• She looks like a walking nightmare
• She looks like some crazy old lady who the neighborhood kids all throw rocks at
• She looks like her name should be Svetlana and that she’d charge you 1000 rubles a night for the pleasure of her company
• She looks like the tranny version of Edgar Winter
• She looks like an old troll
• Russian Coke Whore Wife
• Two words: vulgar and cheap
• This outfit has trashy written all over it
• She looks like a crackwhore....actually, I take that back, crackwhores are better looking
• Remember the episode of Facts of Life where Tootie and Natalie went into NYC and Tootie met a girl in a diner who was really pretty and dressed really cool and told Tootie she was an actress, but it turned out she was a 14-year-old prostitute and was trying to hook Tootie into becoming one, too? MK looks like THAT character. The 14-year-old hooker, not Tootie.
• At least I know where all my grandma's old clothes went
• I think that she has no fashion sense whatsoever and that she needs a really good stylist who helps her ONLY with wardrobe and never with scoring drugs
• I liked her homeless chic street urchin disaster of a look much better
• These are your clothes on drugs

Then one out of 123,093,34o bloggers said: Okay...She looks Hot!!

Personally, I love it!