2007 Firsts: Hospitalization and Nip Slip

While Ashlee Simpson was running around in a bikini giving the world their first glance at a lady a piece, Lindsay Lohan's appendix decided to be done with her shit and said "peace out". Expect another Lindsay hospitalization shortly when her liver begins to experience post-traumatic stress disorder after coming thisclose to being saved...

***UPDATE***

It's all starting to make sense now: rumor has it, Lindsay's "appendix decided it wanted out" after she continued the party she started on New Year's through Wednesday. Lindsay, currently the world's most famous anonymous alcoholic reportedly wouldn't allow bottles of liquor near her where they could be photographed but pulled my favorite trick - drinking vodka out of a plastic water bottle. Sources say 20-odd friends were shuffling in and out of Lohan's apartment in L.A. on Wednesday night when she called in "sick" with the "flu" to the set of "I Know Who Killed Me" - which will halt production until she's recovered. Obviously they weren't all there to bring chicken soup and NyQuil. What an all-time low - she's ruined her "i'm sick/exhausted but really I partied too much" excuse so she has to resort to the emergency removal of organs. Anyone in the mood for some cocktails, a little line or two and, say, maybe a lobotomy... anyone? I'm putting $100 on "dead by May." [source]