Dina's Dining Etiquette

PageSix is reporting:
Dina Lohan (for those of you just exiting your cave, Lindsay Lohan's trashbag hag of a mother) was spotted in a "really short dress and boots," making some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting next to Dina was "all over her." "Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress," the source says. "The guy put his hand under her napkin . . . It went on for like five minutes." After the guy realized he was being watched, he stopped whatever it was he was doing. A rep for Dina said, "That's a disgusting lie and it's completely untrue."

Yum Yum. I love that Dina's reputation is such trash that this story could even make it into the papers. Even if it is a lie, it's hysterical that Lindsay's mom could be confused with some hooker having her lady parts felt during dinner. Yes, it's definitely disgusting. Yes, I think it probably happened. However, after careful consideration, I wonder if the diner just mistook Lindsay for her mom. She looks about 38 in this recent picture. Bitch is haggard.