Somebody Fire Donald Trump

Thanks to Donald Trump for single handedly helping me relive the middle school with his incessant, immature feuding with Rosie O'Donnell. If you're not up-to-date, Rosie said something that pissed off Donald who freaked out on Rosie and then brought Barbara Walters into it. Then Babs apparently couldn't keep her story straight and said something different to both Donald and Rosie. Donald continued is tirade about Rosie for a few weeks. Then Rosie got pissed off at Babs and called her a liar. Now Donald sent a smug (in Donald Trump terms - smug=the nicest he can be) letter to Rosie ostracizing Barbara who really didn't have much to do with it in the first place aside from being on the wrong show at the wrong time. Here is the latest letter from Donald:

To: Rosie “Fat Pig O’Donnell
CC: Everyone
From: Donald Trump
Subject:

"Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife -- you needed the rest.An article in today's New York Post indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a 'liar.'

Actually, I don't blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could 'patch things up' (I said no). To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald, never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.' Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that's why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how 'Rosie was doing,' she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.'

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump

P.S.I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!"

For running all those multi-million dollar businesses and having a "highly rated" TV (which supposedly isn't doing so well), he certainly does have a lot of time on his hands for petty bullshit. In true 13 year-old style he even used a PS. Isn't that cute? It just kills me that this man is SO egotistical that he doesn't even for a second consider that Barbara Walters rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal' because his obnoxious attitude and disgusting hair were ruining her dinner. No, he has to go blame it on the fat lesbian. [source]