Thursday, January 18, 2007

YOUR 15 MINUTES: Attack of the Pregnant Teens

"Three pregnant teens living in a group home whacked the director in the head with a frying pan, tied her up and then fled in a stolen minivan, police said. The director, who was tied up with power cords Tuesday, eventually broke free and called police, police Sgt. Shauna Greening said. She also freed another pregnant teen tied up in the attack, she said. Authorities believed the teens -- two 15-year-olds and one 16-year-old -- left the state and a search was under way. Police said the teens also stole the director's purse, checkbook, credit cards, cell phone and video camera. The motive wasn't clear." [source]

I don't know what case they're looking at but this motive is clearer than drunk in Paula Abdul's slur. Trust me, I watch enough Law and Order to figure this out. Motive: to get their pregnant asses out of a group home. Rest of the story: Meet up with baby daddies. Baby daddies tie them up, hit them with a frying pan and flee in their stolen minivan. They then use the director's purse, checkbook and credit cards for booze and crack. Alternate theory: Girls use the credit cards for the abortions their parents wouldn't allow then trade the cell phone and video camera for crack and liquor. Easy as Paris' pee hole.

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