Thursday, February 08, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

I regret to inform you that Celebrity Hijinx's favorite train wreck, Anna Nicole Smith, has passed away at the age of 39. Isn't that sad? Apparently the stress of her ongoing lawsuit with her ex-husbands family, her son's recent death, her new daughter's DNA drama in the national news, the TrimSpa lawsuit, the house lawsuit in the Bahamas, her new "marriage" and recent bout with pneumonia (amongst other probable things) caused Anna to collapse at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. Smith's private nurse called Seminole Hard Rock Hotel workers at 1:38 p.m. and security went to the room, Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger told reporters. Before rescue worked arrived, Smith's bodyguard performed CPR on her, he said. She was taken to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood at 2:10 p.m. where she died.
It's official: Anna Nicole Smith wins top prize for the worst year ever.


More to come..

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH SHIT!!!

Anonymous said...

I hope they sell her fake breasts on eBay, they would be great Bocce Balls!

daniel said...

To read about the tragedy surrounding Anna Nicole and her long-time adversary, E. Pierce Marshall...link here:

www.thoughttheater.com