Questionable Quotes: Hypocrite Edition

Out of Madonna's mouth: "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day . . . And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.' " I wonder how she'd feel about Lordes making out with Britney Spears. Pot, come here for a second. Let me introduce you to kettle...