Madonna Leaked

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A track from Madonna's forthcoming album leaked onto the internet. Check out "The Beat Goes On" while you have the chance. [Towleroad]

Morrissey Is A Lonely Bitch

I used to love the song, The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get. REMEMBER?!?!? Probably not. Anyhow, Morrissey sang it like 25 years ago. Well, in an attempt to get his name in the tabloids, Morrissey decided to slam Madonna and her newly adopted son, David.

While performing at a PETA benefit show in Norfolk, Virginia, July 9, he dissed, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into and a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away,” presumably blasting Madonna for hopping on the Angelina bandwagon by adopting 21-month old David Banda from Malawi last year.

“In an attempt to trash Madonna, he revealed himself,” a rep for the singer fired back to Usmagazine.com. “What kind of a person could even call up such imagery and words?”

I mean, I love Madonna, but didn't she trade three goats and a cow for this kid?

Drop It Like It's Hot

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is busy writing songs for MADONNA.

Justin is collaborating with the Queen Of Pop on her forthcoming album, which is due out in November.

Justin confirmed: “I have been working on some new music.
“But it’s not for myself — I’m writing for other people. I’m working on some stuff for Madonna.”

“The last album was a credible disco record and Madonna wants to give hip-hop the same treatment this time.

“It’s not all hip-hop though, there are a lot of producers from a lot of genres in there. It could be her most ambitious project yet.”

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Guy Gone Wild

Guy Ritchie is doing his best Britney vs. Tina Fey impersonation with his latest haircut.

I guess a lot goes into one-upping Madonna, for Christ's sake.

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YOUR YouTube FIX: H&M Gives Madonna Yet Another Shot at Selling Their Shit

I had all these big plans to blog today and they were ruined by US Airways and their stupid new computer system. How hard is it to keep a little black suitcase on a 40 minute flight? Oh, and you know those barcodes they attach to your bags - they mean nothing. They can't scan them and find your bag. It's all a ruse. Like 'car alarm' stickers on windows of shitty cars. Anyway, while I go act like an airline has never lost my bag (or any bag for that matter), here is what I need to happen before tomorrow's meeting:

Doesn't ebay already use the "it" thing?

Questionable Quotes: Hypocrite Edition

Out of Madonna's mouth: "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day . . . And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.' " I wonder how she'd feel about Lordes making out with Britney Spears. Pot, come here for a second. Let me introduce you to kettle...

Guessing Game...

WHICH leotard-loving pop icon won't be performing in Tokyo any time soon? Our tipster said she's been banned from entering Japan "because she got caught with drugs" there . . .

Madonna? What kind of drugs and when?

WHICH funnyman musician wound down after his recent concert here by getting "stoned out of his mind" at his after-party?

Justin Timberlake.

That was easy PageSix!