Being a child star is tough, right? Fame at a tender age equals big bucks along with big trouble for most...certainly did for Crystal Chipper, who shot to stardom during a stint in H-town way back when. Now, years later,
With ears far more perked to what her peeps tell her to do would be Bore-Tense Breathy, costar of that teen-angst series From Here to the Fraternity. See, unbeknownst to her increasingly sizable (hardly impressionable) young fans, Bore-Tense prefers to keep her cooing voice, kisses and cuddles aimed toward other femmes, hardly the boys. At least, behind the camera. And Ms. Breathy’s been getting pretty ballsy, too, ‘bout makin’ it plain she doesn’t like the dude dance, as B.T.B.’s been bringing her g-f to pro events. This unusually upfront approach—well, not perhaps, for dames like Ellen and Portia—has sent Breathy’s agents and management team reeling. Consequently, they demanded Bore-babe break up with her intended. And guess what? She did. Now, Bore-Tense dates boys, ain’t it grand? Predictably pathetic is more like it. (Of course, Anne Heche wouldn’t agree.) It ain't:Crystal Chipper = Jodie Sweetin aka Methanie Tanner from Full House. Second guess is MK Olsen but the 'recovered from that par-tick nasty drug addiction" unless drug addiction is code for "eating disorder."
Bore-Tense Breathy = ??? Can someone help me out here? I don't watch teen angst-ish stuff much.