Thursday, March 15, 2007

Tonya Harding Is A Swollen Mess

Remember Tonya Harding? The best Olympic scandal ever? Nancy Kerrigan's knee, lead pipe, homemade porn movie, went on to celebrity box and live in a trailer near Seattle? Tragic yet hilarious. Anyway, it sounds like she's been smokin some rock cause she recently was accused by her friends of "tweaking out" .
Clark County sheriff's deputies responded to two calls early Sunday involving infamous figure skater Tonya Harding, who was described in police reports as "very agitated" and "tweaking out."

Sgt. Tim Bieber said Wednesday that police received the first call at 4:56 a.m. Harding called police to Yacolt Towing. According to a police report of the incident, Harding said four men and a woman tried to break into her car and steal it and were trying to stash rifles on the side of her property.

She told police she was on "new medication" and was experiencing an adverse reaction. In his report, the deputy wrote that Harding's account was a "very implausible story."
Yes. Very implausible story, indeed. This "new medication" - did it happen to have a Mitsubishi symbol on it, dark heroin-like specks, typically ingested by ravers, and was it labeled, "double-stacked?" Get out your glowstick, folks!


xine said...

New medication = switched from snorting to smoking meth.

Meth smokers are always fat like that. I watch Intervention religiously.

Anonymous said...

That & the trailer park diet - sugar on top of grease on top of sugar.

Anna Z said...

Dick Cavett wrote this about lovely Tonya in the New York Times today:

"Cast your mind back about a dozen years to Tonya Harding. For the newly born, she was the young skater who hired a goon acquaintance to lurch out of the shadows and whack rival skater Nancy Kerrigan in the leg. The attack effectively put Nancy out of commission and delivered to sportsmanship a black eye the size of Cleveland."
What I can't figure out is what her lust for attention is about that overrides ANY sense of shame, none! It's amazing.

And are meth people always fat like that? Why? Isn't it speed? Yuck!

Anonymous said...

Beauty is fleeting

The Hungarican Chick said...

Hubby saw her at the McMennamins at 181st in Gresham a couple of weeks ago and said her ass was colossal.

PS;@ Xine; what are you talking about? Tweekers (particularly meth-mouthers) are rail-thin, pock-marked and black-snaggle-toothed.