Friday, April 06, 2007

YOUR 15 MINUTES: This Is A Bikini on Bud. Any Questions?

Depending on how you look at it, in some aspects Steven Cole is a fun drunk. The 46 year-old volunteer firefighter from Ohio decided to romp through a park in 60 degree weather looking absolutely hilarious in a cheap woman's wig and a string bikini stuffed with tan-ish water balloons. He told an officer he was on his way to a Dayton bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize, the arrest report said. When police searched the car, they discovered a duffel bag full of women’s clothes in the truck and the 40 oz of Budweiser he was drinking (how manly). The bad part of the story is that there were children in the park and he was seen fondling himself. Gross. He pleaded not guilty Thursday to charges of drunken driving, public indecency and disorderly conduct.

He's on administrative leave which I didn't know existed for volunteers positions. I think he still has a future in firefighting: he could have his very own male firefighter calendar but it could double as a bikini calendar. You could kill two fundraising birds with one tan water balloon.

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