Friday, June 01, 2007

Anorexia Chronicles: It's Called Bloat

I hate to say it but Nicole Richie needs a Playtex 18Hr Gel Comfort Underwire bra and some support hose. I've never seen something so small look so saggy - under the age of 78.

Dear National Enquirer,
You have to be completely retarded (and I never use that word) to think that Nicole Richie is pregnant in that picture.
She's obviously bloated from malnutrition. I doubt she's even had a period in the past 3.8 years. I bet an obese man wrote that headline. For more accurate stores, I recommend you fire him and hire a skinny woman. A really skinny woman who knows all about anorexia, drug abuse and cheating. Seriously.


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