Return of Xine from LALA land
My one fan probably noticed I haven't been around for over a week-ish. Turns out I was on vacation in CA without my laptop and with plenty o' cocktail in my hand. It was quite the eventful Memorial Day weekend in LA. To warm me back up to this blogging deal, I've written some Friday haikus. They're borderline Rosie O'Donnell blog material so cut me some slack:
Vacation:
Went to the West Coast
Stayed in
Cocktails at the pool
Lindsay crashed:
Lindsay lost control
Mercedes crashed in a bush
Driven by cocaine
Nicole Richie only wants people under 100 pounds at her party. Scale at the door:
Anorexic girls
No triple digits allowed
Easier OD
Antibiotics
Do not take with alcohol
Mischa’s (lie) story
Come on down. You're totally not the next contestant on the Price is Right:
See the Price is Right
People camping in the line
Barker retires
Double haiku for Brandon "not so fat/greasy in person" Davis:
He’s called Fat Elvis
Not that greasy in person
Scrubbed it for Spago?
They used to be billionaires
Eating with peons
3 comments:
dear xine, are you wearing a tankini....I love that word and only regret that I will never have the pleasure of wearing one. At least without looking like a tragic soggy transvestite .
haha. eating with peons.
so glad that you're back!!! :-) u so funny!
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