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trANNy Coulter was on Hardball last night twirling her bleached-out split ends while spewing her nonsensical, superficial diatribe when out of nowhere, Elizabeth Edwards jumped into the ring and hit her with a double handspring back elbow smash.

Here's more of the interview:

I was so disgusted by her “I’d rather have their civilians die than our civilians die” that I decided to turn the tv off shortly thereafter and watch the rest on my dvr after work today. Then this morning Joe Scarborough (yes, I watch morning joe on msnbc) mentioned the Elizabeth Edwards' call and I felt like Celebrity Hijinx should start their morning off with a little Ann Coulter hate/ass kicking. She leaves the glasses on so we can't see her glowing devil eyes.

Out Magazine: Promoting the Bullying and Humiliation of Possible-Gays Front and Center

Out Magazine decided to ‘out’ a number of celebrities from their “glass closet” and then throw them on an incredibly distorted 50 Most Powerful Gays In America list to make up for it. Sure, it’s getting Michael Musto a lot of attention for the oversized, hairy balls he wants everyone to thing he must have to ‘out’ entertainers perceived as closeted. I think he’s just a big, gay bullying media whore. See: Perez Hilton.

While the gay community is striving for positive social and political change, people like this are detractors. Sure there is likely a huge, full closet in the entertainment industry and it exists in a social climate where it’s a tad bit easier to be gay than in the past. But if a star doesn’t want to be known as a gay star, they shouldn’t have to. There are plenty of entertainers well-suited and ready to run around Hollywood with a big rainbow flag on a giant glitter float. Coming out is a personal decision that involves individual identity. Instead of forcibly outing individuals, why not channel efforts to increase understanding and tolerance in society or empower them to understand the potential of their influence? This type of gossip gives the unspoken reinforcement that it’s not just ok to point fingers and ostracize the gays - do it nationally and on the front cover while you’re at it. It reminds me of high school - I do wonder how those poor boys are doing.

Being openly homosexual does not give you a magic wand to point out all of the other gays. No matter what way you look at it, treating a member of a group with intolerance is just plain old bigotry. I hear Ann Coulter is free for happy hour...always.

Removing Hate With The Click of A Button

Nothing gets me going in the morning like 3 cups of extra strong coffee, some ADD medication and the repulsiveness of Ann Coulter. I was going to write another blog about her this morning but Dino already took care of that - shortly after he greeted the sunrise from his balcony, polished his hardwood floors, ran a marathon, did some landscaping and wrote a short story non-fiction in Italian. I envy morning people. The good news is that I can still do my Ann Coulter story because it differs from Dino's. The bad news is that I hate spending this much time on Ann Coulter. I'll justify it by saying this: if you don't educate yourself on EVERYTHING, especially people you disagree with, you will never have enough information to engage in meaningful dialogue or debate thus leaving increased opportunities for people like Ann Coulter to sound rational.

So by now we all know that Attentionwhore Coulter decided to do an impromptu stand-up act at the Conservative Political Action Conference and drop the new f-bomb (faggot is the new fuck) in reference to John Edwards. Sometimes I don’t think she even believes the shit that comes out of her mouth but it sure does keep her Palm Beach closet stocked with slinky black minidresses. It turns out that her latest rant might with withdrawing some cash from her bank account pushing back her adam's apple-reduction surgery to 2008:

At least three major companies want their ads pulled from Ann Coulter's Web site, following customer complaints. Verizon, Sallie Mae and Georgia-based NetBank each said they didn't know their ads were on AnnCoulter.com until they received the complaints. OOPS! Verizon, Sallie Mae and NetBank said the ads were put on a variety of sites by a third party company. Shouldn't someone be paying attention to this stuff? In many cases, advertisers do not know which sites feature their ads. "Per our policy, the networked Web site ad purchases are supposed to be stripped of certain kinds of Web sites," said a Verizon spokesperson. "This one could be considered an extreme political Web site, should be off the list, and now it is off the list." A Sallie Mae spokesperson said the company was only testing an online advertising agency, and that their ads were not meant to show up on Coulter's site. The company said they planned to pull ads from other political and religious Web sites as well. A spokesperson for NetBank said Coulter's page "is not the kind of site we want to be on." [source]

I wonder if those complaining consumer have some leftover paper to write to Paris Hilton’s merchandisers....or Perez Hilton's advertisers. That was the quickest case of consumer complaint action since Janet Jackson's nipple came out to watch the Superbowl.

FOX NEWS + Ann Coulter = An Asshole Sandwich

Ann Coulter traveled over to FOX News (big surprise) to open her gaping ass-mouth and dignify the disgusting "joke" she made the other day at the CPAC conference. Here's how Ann feels about the word "faggot":

"I didn't use an insulting word. I used a schoolyard word, about a married man with children — for the eight billionth time, and the audience knew that. I mean the joke wouldn't have worked if I had inserted the name of a gay Democrat. Any other Democrat, the name could have been inserted. It could have been Howard Dean or Hillary Clinton because it's a schoolyard taunt meaning wuss, meaning nerd, meaning weenie, meaning lame."

What in tarnation is this slutrag talking about? OK, let me reel in my blogger voice and elevate my more armchair professorial point of view - Anyone remember Andrew Anthos, the 72-year-old Detroit man we reported back in February that was brutally beaten with a pipe outside his apartment after a stranger approached him on a bus and asked him if he was gay. Yeah, that Andrew died a few days later, Ms. Coulter. Where do you think this sort of hatred is learned? People use this type of marginalizing rhetoric in order to defend treating people poorly. You know what, Ann? Fuck yourself.

You too, Fox News.

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