Guessing Game...

all via Gatecrasher:

Which still-young household-name star lost her virginity at 17 to another household-name star after he started dating that other household-name star whom he later married? But you won't see this hookup mentioned in anyone's "A&E Biography": In California, that's statutory rape.

My guess: Initially I thought maybe an Olsen, John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn. Upon further critical reading, it appears as if the underage hookup came before the wedding. John and Rebecca married in 1998 so the timing isn’t right. I’m still take Olsen as the virginity-losing star for 1000.

Which Hollywood actor/singer couple recruits coeds from the UCLA campus to spice up their sex life?

My guess: Fergie and Josh Duhamel? She’s said she’s super sexual and interested in girls during interviews.

Which celebrity appendage whose name is synonymous with "gay husband" spent time in an NYC hotel room last week with two gentleman friends?

My guess: Al Reynolds.

Birthday ALARM

Actresses Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are 21.

Magician Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy is 68.
Singer Bobby Freeman is 67.
Actor Malcolm McDowell is 64.
Singer Dennis Locorriere of (Dr. Hook) is 58.
Actor Richard Thomas is 56.
Comedian Tim Allen (Home Improvement ) is 54.
Actress Ally Sheedy is 45.
The Early Show co-host Hannah Storm is 45.
Rock musician Paul deLisle (Smash Mouth) is 44.
Singer David Gray is 39.
Singer Deniece Pearson of Five Star is 39.
Musician Soren Rasted (Aqua) is 38.
Actor-singer Jamie Walters is 38.
Singer Rivers Cuomo of Weezer is 37.
Actor Steve-O (Jackass ) is 33.
Singer Raz B (B2K) is 22.

FUN FACT: On this day in 2005, a jury in Santa Maria, California, acquit pop singer Michael Jackson of molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor at his Neverland Ranch.

Couture du Jour: Wal-Mart Not So Much

Mary Kate and Ashley are moving from the Wal-Mart girls' clothing section to Neiman Marcus with their latest fashion collection "Elizabeth and James" (named after their siblings). It will be based on their own vintage clothes, naturally. They also have a "couture" line called "The Row" but I'm not even sure if that's in stores. Or maybe "The Row" turned into "Elizabeth and James." Who knows. Whatever the case, I think they're incredibly adorable (especially in the picture above) and I'd probably buy a dress or two - from the Neiman Marcus line, not the children's line at Wal-Mart. That would just be silly.

Couture du Jour: Move Over Carrie Bradshaw, There's A New Writer in Town

Mary Kate Olsen simultaneously wasted 2 minutes of my life and displayed her reason for dropping out of college via the NY Times this past weekend. Apparently someone at the NY Times thought a former child star who dresses like a bag lady and was educated by an on-set tutor would make a fabulous fashion writer. Without further ado, here is that writer:

Timeless
Brand Loyalty

By MARY-KATE OLSEN

I have a large, red quilted Chanel bag that I borrowed from my sister Ashley. I wore it to an event and never gave it back. Luckily, she's moved on to another bag, so I'm safe for now. I'm not quite sure how many bags I have, but let's just say I have a few. When I find a bag I like, I tend to wear it to death until I become obsessed with another one. This probably happens three to five times a year. But I always come back to the Chanel. The size isn't overwhelming, and it has enough subtle detail to keep it interesting. I also have the smaller version in blue and in white, but the red is definitely my favorite. I don't have a stylist — I'd rather just do my own thing and put together my own outfits. The chain-handle bag is the perfect accent to almost any combination I come up with. I look at everything with a designer's eye, but I wouldn't change a thing about this bag. I think that's why it's a true classic. [source]

Easy folks, this is the edited version. Before Ashley’s late-night proofreading it looked like this:

I’m Mary Kate Olsen and I took a red Chanel bag from my sister’s closet. Her name is Ashley Olsen. We're twins. Not identical ones. It’s a pretty bag. It matches the soles of all my Christian Louboutin shoes. My sister’s closet is big. The bag is red. It’s not very big. My sister has a smaller version. It’s mine now because I also stole it off her when she was out at a club one night. We’re not old enough to legally drink yet. But we do anyway. I don’t have a stylist. The bag is pretty. I have lots of money for bags.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Ashley Olsen has teeth. Nice ones. I was expecting a mouth full of billionare blackened decay for some reason.

Couture du Jour: The Olsens Are Twins Again

Since it's NY Fashion Week, I'm probably going to do a few pointless posts featuring some pictures of celebrities and/or fashion. Plus, I'm tired and my vocabulary has gone to hell today.

Here are the Olsens at west coast designer Jenni Kayne's show looking rather Olseny and surprisingly twiny. I love it when they dye their hair the same color and they lose 92% of their individuality (7% is attributed to their lipstick color and 1% is attributed to the fact that they're fraternal twins, of course).

YOUR 15 MINUTES: ...of hate

Let me introduce you to fourteen year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede. They have two albums, music videos, a DVD and devoted fans. They kind of remind you of the Olsen twins when they were cute, young and made lots of money off their young, wholesome image, right?Wrong. Let me introduce you to the twins' "Happy Hitler" shirts. Their fans are not your typical teeny boppers — they're white nationalists. The twins are also white nationalists and use their 'talents' to preach a message of hate. Known as Prussian Blue, a nod to their German heritage and bright blue eyes, the girls from Bakersfield, Calif., have been performing songs about white nationalism before all-white crowds since they were 9. "We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white. … We don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race." Lamb and Lynx have been nurtured on racist beliefs by their mother, April, since the day they were born. "They need to have the background to understand why certain things are happening," said April, a stay-at-home mom who no longer lives with the twins' father. "I'm going to give them, give them my opinion just like any, any parent would."

No one claims to be more outraged than the girls' estranged father, Kris Lingelser. "Do they know how many people out there will look at [them] and just go — I mean I get angry, just angry," Lingelser says. "And they don't deserve that anger. They don't deserve that hate. That's not them." Lingelser says he never taught his daughters these ideas and claims he didn't even know how radical their beliefs were until he turned on ABC News' "Primetime" and saw former Ku Klux Klan wizard David Duke with his daughters...and that's why Lingelser went back to court to try to regain custody, which he lost when he and April first divorced because, he admits, he had a problem with drugs. Ted Shaw, a civil rights advocate and president of the NAACP's legal defense fund, says he believes the girls did not come up with their ideas on their own. "It really breaks my heart to see those two young girls spewing out that kind of garbage," Shaw says. "Obviously, they're being taught. Their minds are being poisoned by somebody. I know nothing about their parents, but I'd start looking there." Lingelser, who says he is not a racist, also points the finger at the girls' mother. ABC News played him the girls' responses to interview questions, including the girls' statement that Adolf Hitler was "a great man" who "had a lot of good ideas." "It's just horrible," Lingelser says. "How do I feel? I want it to stop. I want them to not say 'Heil Hitler.'"

I mean seriously, who doesn’t have a drug problem? I’d rather see these adorable little girls with a guy smoking crack out of a light bulb while making meth in the garage than with their “heil Hitler” white trash mother. Someone needs to smack this Lynx bitch upside the head with a metal pipe and tell her she’s white…pure white…pure white trash! You know after all this, when these girls are 18, they’re going to be completely jaded and sitting on the receiving end of a big black cock. Only four more years ‘till their porn debut. In fact, this might be a fun, little short-term investment. The one on the right could be pretty fine...in a few years of course. [source]