Thursday, June 29, 2006

Battle of the Has-Beens

Not to be outdone by fellow has-been Axl Rose, Tommy Lee picked a fight with Josh Duhamel (who's on the show Las Vegas, although I prefer to think of him as the dreamy Tad Hamilton in the eponymous movie) the other day. Apparently, Josh had to number one and Tommy was already hogging the bathroom with a little number two action. Tommy clocked him for banging on the door (must not have had his Metamucil), and Josh ended up on the floor. Tommy is lucky that JD's beard, man-beast Fergie, was not in the club at the time, because that bizzich would have eviscerated him.

I'm hoping that Sebastian Bach will get into the act next, or perhaps someone from White Lion. I miss Hair Metal.


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