The Incredible Tattooed Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan added tattoo number four to her body; a tiny white heart between her thumb and index finger. Harry Morton, Lindsay's new boyfriend, was also tattooed during their 3 a.m. visit to a West Hollywood tattoo parlor last week. Harry got a cross tattoo on an unspecified part of his anatomy. It takes a classy lady to get a late-night tattoo with a man she barely knows. You know, it's just always a bad idea -- before you know it, you have "pretty princess" in Japanese tattooed on your back but the real meaning of the symbols are "low-class girl" and you get to walk around with "low-class girl" tattooed across your back as a reminder of that guy you dated for a few months but dumped after you found out he couldn't spell his own name and he might have slept with your fat friend. Lindsay's other tattoos include a star on the inside of one wrist, la bella vita (the good life) on her lower back and a reminder for her body to "breathe" on the inside of the other wrist. I'm sure her insecure ass wanted them to get matching tattoos but when he refused she figured just getting tattoos at the same time was good enough for now. At this rate she should be able to complete a full sleeve by her early 30's. Although if she keeps up her late-night habits and movie set collapsing, she might not make it to her early 30's...at least not professionally. Although, if she stops receiving movie offers, she'd probably make a good tattoo-parlor receptionist. [source]