Friday, October 13, 2006

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Hair friDay..

At least you don't look like this:

Lindsay Lohan looks like hell! Dare I say even a little puffy... Love the pinpoint pupils, Linds -- how tre herion chic of you.I mean I know it was a Thursday night party for a T-Mobile Sidekick (how many of those things are there now?) but there's no reason to show up with hair inspired by a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and eyebrows penciled in by Stevie Wonder. Ladies, here's a little tip - if you want to want to wear black tights and you don't want to look this hideous... wear two pair of black opaque tights at the same time. It'll give you a more even, dark look and get rid of some of that old lady shine.

In related news...here's a lovely quote about Lindsay taken from Tara Reid's US Weekly interview:

"Lindsay reminds me of a younger version of me. But you can't take away that the girl is a good actress. So she's going through a point in her life. I grew up. Leave her alone. If Lindsay can get a chance, then I deserve a chance too."

Gosh, I'm actually stumped by this quote - I don't even know which one of them to make fun of first!

3 comments:

oldwiseone said...

Her face looks dirty. Does she not have *people* to check her over before she goes out?

sarah said...

the shiny tights are just too much.

Anonymous said...

Junkie or not, I still think she's hot.