Thursday, February 22, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: He Is The Decider...kind of

Judge ADHD Crazyman has ruled in favor of Dannielynn. He passed the buck to some court appointed attorney/guardian who MUST discuss how her remains are handled with Vergie, Howard and Larry. Then he cried. Then he said he wants her buried with her son in the Bahamas. The guardian, Richard Milstein, agreed and said the body should go to the Bahamas. Larry and Howard even appeared at a press conference singing sweet songs of "we love Anna and if this is what is best for her, we're ok with it." Of course it can't be that easy - shortly after the press conference Anna's psycho mom decided to appeal the decision. Classy.

2 comments:

Joshua said...

you are so up to date on the upmost important issues.

Anonymous said...

Where did they find this egomaniacal clown/asshole of a judge? Pathetic doesn't cut it.