Rehab Central

Best British Female Artist and world-class boozer Amy Winehouse was seen with visible coke rings around her nose (shortly after singing her song about rejecting rehab at the Brit Awards). In response to the photo, we're considering changing her last name from Winehouse to Cokenose.

Lindsay Lohan take notes: this girl has no shame and I love it. Not only does she say "f no" to some silly attempt at rehab, she writes a hit song about it. Lindsay checked out of rehab and went straight into a weekend-at-the-bar. Currently, her publicist is at home trying to come up with the 10,003 denials and excuses to follow the event. Just in case you were wondering, we’re supposed to believe she’s outpatient now.