YOUR YouTube Fix: Amy Winehouse

I know she is a crackhead and all, but bitch sounds goood!

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A Mouth Only A Heroin Smoker Could Love.

So last week Amy Winehouse went on a binge that uncovered the mysterious ingredients of a hospitalization for "exhaustion." They are as follows: smoking heroin + cocaine + ecstasy + ketamine (animal tranquillizers) + vodka/whiskey x 3 days = exhaustion. Confirming the code name for overdose.On Friday night, just days after her OD, Amy and her husband were caught by her best friend Juliette Ashby smoking heroin in a hotel suite. After a huge blow-up with their family, the relatives continued to try to make her go to rehab and she finally said "OK ALREADY!!" Amy and Blake will apparently be detoxing from heroin and cocaine addiction. I can't imagine the bill on the therapy for that mess. She used to look so much hotter! Seriously. I hope she goes back to the "before" look where she had curves, normal-looking hair, teeth - so she can move on with her insane talent. [source]

Celebrity Clone: Toof Edition

Throw a black wig and eye makeup on xine when she's wearing her Halloween teef and you'll have a regular old Amy Winehouse.

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Anorexia Chronicles: She Says It's a Bit of The Anorexia and Bulimia but I Think It’s a Bit of The Old Crack Pipe and Bottle

Amy Winehouse managed to stagger her way onto our blog via pictures of coke boogers up her nose and an edited video of Britney "singing" Amy's rehab song. Beyond her drug and alcohol hijinx, which include showing up drunk to performances, throwing up at performances, not showing up to performances...and beyond her stunning look (seriously, it's like a x26 Taser) she's actually a decent singer. She used to be a cute little Jewish girl before Elvira took her out for drinks, ate her for dinner and then barfed her back up again. Seriously, she's missing a tooth. How does that happen? Better yet, she's worked her way to some performances in the US. ...and as long as she doesn't sing like this, I find her surprisingly refreshing...

Mood Music: Rehab

Some creative little person with a lot of time on their hands took Amy Wineho...er...Cokenose's song "rehab" and then made a video using clips of Britney Spears. This is the soundtrack to Britney's game of musical chairs: rehab edition.

Rehab Central

Best British Female Artist and world-class boozer Amy Winehouse was seen with visible coke rings around her nose (shortly after singing her song about rejecting rehab at the Brit Awards). In response to the photo, we're considering changing her last name from Winehouse to Cokenose.

Lindsay Lohan take notes: this girl has no shame and I love it. Not only does she say "f no" to some silly attempt at rehab, she writes a hit song about it. Lindsay checked out of rehab and went straight into a weekend-at-the-bar. Currently, her publicist is at home trying to come up with the 10,003 denials and excuses to follow the event. Just in case you were wondering, we’re supposed to believe she’s outpatient now.