Thursday, May 03, 2007

Almost As Vague As Their Blind Items

From PageSix:

Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to stop partying - and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can't divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won't sit well with her younger fans. Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony. A rep for Lohan told Page Six, "I have not heard of this."

Like are they talking about rat as in actual rodent or rat as in slang. Truthfully, rat as in a person who betrays others by denouncing to the authorities almost makes more sense to me in this case. Unless I’m just completely oblivious to Beverly Hills’ rampant rodent infestation. The thought of this is hilarious. As to Lohan’s crime - survey says: I think maybe giving head or making out with her lesbo DJ friend. Although I’m not totally ruling out lines of coke. However, the “younger fan” and “naughtiness” wording makes me tend to think it’s something sexual, not drug-related. What are your thoughs?

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