Or Perhaps You'd Like This Woman To Be Your Mom

Holly Schnobrich
Age: 24
Claim to fame: Let 5 year old drive
Net Worth: Judging from the story, white trash territory
Baby Daddy: unknown
Parenting Skills:

• Allowed 5 year old son drive because she was too intoxicated
• Abuses prescription medication including percocet and sleeping pills
• 3 year old was also in the car, crawling around in the backseat
• Neither child was in a safety seat
• When approached a bystander asked Ma'am, are you OK? Do you need some help? Is this your toddler?' She replied, 'Yes, but he's a good driver.'"
• Already pleaded guilty to an unrelated charge of operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
• Charged with felony neglect and public intoxication
• Son said he had a hard time driving because his legs were too short to reach the pedals
• Children were placed into custody of Child Protective Services