Wednesday Hoff

We used to have a "Friday Hoff" column a year or two ago and today it's making its Wednesday comeback because Hoff decided to go on America's Got Talent last night and sing show tunes. How gay is that? I need a cocktail. Anyway, here's Germany's top vocalist singing "This is the Moment."

Birthday ALARM

Actor David Hasselhoff is 55.

Comedian Phyllis Diller is 90.
Actor Donald Sutherland is 72.
Actress-singer Diahann Carroll is 72.
Guitarist Spencer Davis of the Spencer Davis Group is 65.
Bassist Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath is 58.
Actress Lucie Arnaz is 56.
Singer Phoebe Snow is 55.
Singer Regina Belle is 44.
Bassist Lou Barlow (Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Folk Implosion) is 41.
Singer Guru of Gang Starr is 41.
Christian singer Susan Ashton is 40.
R&B singer Stokley of Mint Condition is 40.
Actor Andre Royo (The Wire ) is 39.
Actress Bitty Schram (Monk ) is 39.

FUN FACT: On this day in 1955, Disneyland televised its grand opening in Anaheim, California.

Paula Abdul Breaks Nose After Tripping Over Her Fat Ass Chihuahua which is ironically also known as "The Smallest Breed of Dog in The World"

One of these 4 stories was undeniably a freak accident.

Guess the freak accident:

Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, her publicist said Monday. "I took a nasty fall ... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm ... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip," Abdul said. No dogs were injured during the incident.

This is like the time Lindsay Lohan was preparing breakfast with eggs and everything that she was going up the stairs carrying a ceramic teacup. She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and had some lotion on and she completely slipped on the stairs since it was slippery. The teacup went flying, it shattered and one of the pieces cut Lindsay forcing her to go to the ER. Or the time David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in a freak accident in a London gym bathroom when he was shaving and hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass. Or the time I accidentally superglued my eye shut trying to fix an acrylic nail while talking on the phone and they had to cut off my eyelashes and slice my eye back open then scrape the contact off my eye (because it was also superglued to my eye) so I ended up spending the night in the hospital on morphine and had to wear an eye patch for a few weeks.

QUOTE IT

Dad?