Friday, August 11, 2006

Celebrity Clone: One Night In Playboy

Natalie Reed, the former-prostitute/stripper turned Paris Hilton impersonator is officially smarter and more discreet than Paris Hilton. Why? Equipped with her own wonky eye, Natalie embraced the fact that she's trashy and bared her bald pussy for the Playboy-reading world to see, while her real-life counterpart refuses to accept the fact that she's one fuck away from being the world's biggest whore and rejects Hugh Hefner's monetary offers for pictures of the private parts she publicly displays on a consistent basis.

I think Natalie Reed looks strikingly similar to Paris in some of these pictures but she also looks strikingly similar to every other 20-something, small-boobed, blonde bimbo. What a year it’s been for Miss Natalie Reed – she’s gone from a nobody-prostitute-stripper to becoming fake Paris to crashing fashion shows as Fake Paris to getting throw out of clubs for being fake Paris to being fake Paris in Playboy. That’s hot.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is beyond lame.

To aspire to be a Paris Impersonator is sad enough. For PLAYBOY to do this is pathetic.
Whoever's idea this was at the magazine should be fired.

dino said...

her pussy tight. i dunno know, xine and i talked, and that's what we decided. well small... not so much "tight" per se.