Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Anorexia Chronicles: Breaking Up With John Mayer: It Does A Body Good

Happy Birthday to her. I'll have whatever she's having...or I guess not have whatever she's not having. Seriously, can the magic (disappearing) belly fairy stop by and take mine too? Please. Pretty please.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Birthday ALARM

Singer Jessica Simpson is 27.

Singer Mavis Staples is 68.
Actor Mills Watson (B.J. and the Bear,Lobo ) is 67.
Guitarist Jerry Miller of Moby Grape is 64.
Actor Ron Glass (Barney Miller ) is 62.
Actress Sue Lyon is 61.
Folk singer Arlo Guthrie is 60.
Singer Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys is 53.
Actor Adrian Grenier (Entourage,Cecil B. DeMented ) is 31.
Actor Thomas Ian Nicholas (American Pie ) is 27.

FUN FACT: On this day in 1925 - Scopes Trial: In Dayton, Tennessee, the so-called "Monkey Trial" began with John T. Scopes, a young high school science teacher, accused of teaching evolution in violation of a Tennessee state law.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Celebrity Clone: A Real Clone Edition

Look, it's Jessica Simpson. No wait, there's Jessica Simpson.

I wonder if she pays that girl to be her thinspiration. Ok chubbs, stand in front of me while I work out. 10 more minutes, 10 more minues or you'll look like that. I kid, the clone is probably normal weight and Jessica Simpson is just ridiculously tiny.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

HSN? But I Usually Buy My Fake Hair at CVS...

I was watching TV the other day and Ken Paves was on some daytime show talking about his new line of Ken Press-On Hair and it was one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen. They were talking about how “real” the hair looks and how it blends “invisibly” while it obviously looked completely fake and didn’t blend at all. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able find an actual clip of this show but I did find something similar-go to about 4:50 ish to see them in hair-blending denial:

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Brown Hair Will Make You Look Smart

Ken Paves dyed Jessica Simpson's weave a new baby-poop brown color that had some sort of neurological reaction causing her to keep her mouth open at all times.