Someone is starting to look normal again! 
One time in college I went from brown hair to white blonde to black to brown to white blonde again in like a matter of weeks and then my hair fell out. Seriously, it broke off at about 3 or 4 inches. It was awful. In Brit's case, she probably doesn't even have 3-4 inches of the real stuff. Anyway, does anyone know if it's comeback season yet? I'm really getting impatient.
Blu Cantrell is starting to look a little Fergalicious with that hair n' stuff.
They will never be cuter than that puppy Blu has wrapped up like a little baby on the red carpet. Bangs like that automatically lower one's IQ.
I was watching TV the other day and Ken Paves was on some daytime show talking about his new line of Ken Press-On Hair and it was one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen. They were talking about how “real” the hair looks and how it blends “invisibly” while it obviously looked completely fake and didn’t blend at all. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able find an actual clip of this show but I did find something similar-go to about 4:50 ish to see them in hair-blending denial:
The Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson did a nose dive off the gossip bandwagon and chose not to poke fun at Britney Spears for at least one night. What? Compassion? Should I brace myself for gossip Armageddon?
The host of CBS' "The Late Late Show" told viewers Monday that after seeing photos of the 25-year-old pop star's shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable." "For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it," Ferguson said. "It should be about attacking the powerful -- the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards -- going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable." Ferguson recalled his battle with alcoholism and said he worries Spears may be having troubles of her own. "Now I'm not saying Britney is alcoholic, I don't know what she is -- alcoholic or not -- but she clearly needs help," he said. [source]
I'm going to follow this lead and not post anything about Britney
while she's recovering and her hair is growing back. She needs to get better for her two small children. God knows they don't need to be with K-Fed. Speaking of trashy people, shaving heads and attacking Donald Trump...Trump and WWE chairman Vince McMahon will both manage wrestlers to fight at Wrestlemania 23. The winning manager will get to shave his counterpart's head after the match, which has been dubbed "Battle of the Billionaires." Please. There is no way Donald Trump is shaving that combover. Plus, everyone knows WWE isn't real. Tara Conner in a live poro shoot with a member of the audience chosen as the star would be a much better gimmick.
...and I'm not talking about her cooch this time. Britney's day long rehab ended in shaving her head? How the hell is she going to wear her nasty extensions. I mean I'm sure it's hard to be a new mother and all. I know a lot of new mothers cut their hair short but don't you think shaving is a little extreme? I mean really, shaving? Why would she do this:
Havin' hair and two kids is hard y'all.
Has anyone checked to see if K-Fed is still alive - maybe she doesn't want to leave trace hair evidence.
...or she didn't want someone to check her hair for drugs.
Lice.
Is it for a movie. V for Vendetta low-budge seque. B for (bald) Britney. She's no Natalie Portman. The Coneheads, maybe?
Did she get a new endorsement deal for Mach 23 razors?
She's reinventing herself as a butch dyke.
She wanted to look more like her sons in family photos.
She misunderstood the whole Locks of Love thing and just donated it all.
She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
But at NY fashion week they said bald is the new black y'all.
I've never ever been that drunk before in my entire life.
Nicole Richie is getting mighty close to Donald hair-itory with her new bangs...er combover...um...combover bangs. 
In other Nicole news, she's been officially charged with DUI - both alcohol and a controlled substance.
Ken Paves dyed Jessica Simpson's weave a new baby-poop brown color that had some sort of neurological reaction causing her to keep her mouth open at all times.
