Celebrity Clone: Keira Knightley vs. The Mummy

Celebrity Clone: Don't Feel Bad Nicky, Wiener Purses Never Caught On Either

Judging from this picture, Nicky Hilton is clearly Dawn Weiner's long lost sister. Let's home they're planning a "Welcome to the Dollhouse" remake - Nicky might have herself a real job. ..using the term 'real' very very loosely...

Celebrity Clone: Ang n Paris

Some chick who really looks like Angelina Jolie as Angelina Jolie:


Good Old Natalie Reid as Paris Hilton:

Celebrity Clone: A Real Clone Edition

Look, it's Jessica Simpson. No wait, there's Jessica Simpson.

I wonder if she pays that girl to be her thinspiration. Ok chubbs, stand in front of me while I work out. 10 more minutes, 10 more minues or you'll look like that. I kid, the clone is probably normal weight and Jessica Simpson is just ridiculously tiny.

Celebrity Clone: Mommy and Me Edition

Baby Angelina Jolie and her mom (in the old picture on the left) are the 70's clone of Angelina and Shiloh. This is picture proof that my godson is going to have his very own Angelina Jolie when he grows up!

Celebrity Clone: Superhero vs. Villain

Accused murderer Edwin Hall was adopted at age 7. We need Maury to see if he's the biological brother of Tobey McGuire.

Celebrity Clone: You Pick the Clone Edition

Jenna Jameson looks like:
a. cracked out daisy duck
b. a plastic duck with a black hat
c. a clown with a black hat I spent all day working on this graphic

Questionable Quotes/Celebrity Clone: Hogan Knows Worst Edition

Remember Donna Hogan, Anna Nicole's less-fortunate-looking half-sister? The one who wrote the scathing book about Anna Nicole only after she couldn't come back from the grave to kick her ass on Jerry Springer. Well, according to PageSix, people are still listening to Donna and this time she's talking about how she wants to become the next Anna Nicole:"A few years ago, Playboy approached me and I almost agreed to do it. But I was too chicken. My boobs weren't big enough," Hogan says. "But now, if Playboy called, I would probably do it. I just had a birthday and I'm going to treat myself to new boobs. I just want to get my body to where I want it and I'll be ready to step in and do it . . . You'll definitely see a transformation in the next year."

PageSix, like myself, thinks Donna might be overestimating her sex appeal. If she's going to become the next someone - I'd say it's more along the lines of Hulk or Linda Hogan. Are you sure the Hogans aren't all half-siblings? Ok seriously, this is a woman who wrote a whole book based on how her horrible, rich sister never helped her financially while she had to live in a shelter to protect her three kids. Now she runs a gift basket company and can treat herself to boobs for her birthday. Come on, lady. Send your kids to college with the money so they don't have to sell their sister's life story for boobs too.

Celebrity Clone: Brit vs. Mini Brit

Britney Spears has a mini-her who has been gaining a bit of attention for performing Britney's songs. The problem: Mini Brit (Terra) actually sings the songs and has reportedly inked a six-figure deal to perform her 45-minute routine at Jeff Beacher's Madhouse in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino starting this weekend. The only publicity regular Brit generated recently includes: refusing to fly because the commercial jet didn't have leather seats - delaying the flight for an hour, lipsynching to a skipping track at Orlando's House of Blues, showing off the world's rattiest weave and being made fun of by Madonna's brother and a bunch of trannies. I'm not going to lie, I still want a major comeback.

Celebrity Clone: Literally Edition

I was catching up on CSI On Demand when I was struck by a storyline. Ryan Wolfe (played by Jonathan Togo) on CSI:Miami, was fired. When I tried to relay this to my boyfriend, I screwed Ryan up with Greg Sanders from regular CSI (played by Eric Szmanda). Now I’ve been watching the show since its inception in 2000 so there’s really no excuse for this other than maybe Grissom having a secret cloning lab in the basement of the regular lab. I’m convinced they’re the same person playing a similar character.

Celebrity Clone: Movie Star Edition

Tobey Maguire looks like the next-generation Tom Cruise with those sunglasses. Luckily for Ruby Sweetheart, he's not. Suri, not so lucky.

Celebrity Clone: Toof Edition

Throw a black wig and eye makeup on xine when she's wearing her Halloween teef and you'll have a regular old Amy Winehouse.

Celebrity Clone: Giant Lawsuit Edition

Anne Hathaway's boyfriend, Italian real estate developer Raffaelo Follieri, looks stringingly similar to Zach Braff. Zach should be glad he's not Raffaelo who is currently facing a $55 million lawsuit. Ron Burkle is suing Follieri for allegedly taking $55 million of Burkle's company's money and lavishing it on, as court papers put it, "an unnamed actress girlfriend." According to the lawsuit,Follieri spent at least some of the gigantic money pile on private jet travel for himself and Hathaway, dog care for their Labrador Esmerelda, monster shopping at Prada and Fendi, and an executive chef, among other extravagances. The money was supposed to be poured into development of land purchased from the Catholic Church, which is Follieri's business specialty. Yup, I'd rather be dating Zach Braff.

Celebrity Clone: Phil Stacey vs. Batboy

Celebrity Clone: Attack of the Fug...I mean Ferg...

Blu Cantrell is starting to look a little Fergalicious with that hair n' stuff. They will never be cuter than that puppy Blu has wrapped up like a little baby on the red carpet. Bangs like that automatically lower one's IQ.

Celebrity Clone: Ivanka's Apprentice

Dita Von Tesse in blonde looks surprisingly like the Donald's daughter- although these two couldn't be more opposite in every other aspect...

Celebrity Clone: Attack of the Red Hair (?) Clones

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want - for people to stop thinking it's ok to wear granny boots and leggings. It's not ok. You hear that Lindsay Lohan and Geri Hallwell? I probably should've thrown an Olsen in there too but the top half would be all wrong. Seriously, if I could keep track of Lohan's hair color, I might confuse her with Ginger Spice in this picture.

Celebrity Clone: Lipstick Edition

Slap some red lipstick on Sharon Stone and she'll be the twin of Kylie Minogue's new look.

Celebrity Clone: Bad Twin vs. Good Twin

Jenna Jameson missed out on a mainstream role in the 90's playing Phoebe's twin, Ursula, on Friends! Hef's main ho Holly would be the perfect Harajuku lover.

Celebrity Clone: Swimsuit Edition

Plastic surgery.I can't make up my mind: should they stick to 1 piece suits or am I too used to seeing airbrushed people?