How To Seduce A Straight Guy

10 STEPS: How to seduce a straight jock in ten steps, from Race You to the Bottom which is released on DVD today!!!

YOUR YouTube FIX: Paris Done Lied to Us

YOUR YouTube FIX: Give Me Your Car Title and I'll Make You Look Rich for A Day

I've been watching Judge Mathis on DVR and ususally I fast-forward through the commercials but there's one I always stop on - CashPoint. CashPoint is a car title loan company. The moral of the commercial is always "have your broke ass take out a loan on your cheap ass car and blow the money." I mean really...you don't go from broke to tuxedo in .2 seconds. This place is probably loan default heaven.

YOUR YouTube FIX: Sicko

Here is the official trailer for Michael Moore's new movie, Sicko, a new documentary that investigates the American healthcare system like only Michael Moore can.

Crazy Ass Betch

So, this clip is from Conan O'brien, on Friday night. Man, oh man, I love me some Conan, but Tyra is straight-up coockoo! She must have drank 15 cups of coffee with a side of crazy.

YOUR YouTube FIX: Cat Fans Beware!

YOUR YouTube FIX: Cursing Tots

I assume that you've at least heard of this video by now: Will Ferrell as the listless lay-about who is accosted for his rent by a drunk, angry and foulmouthed landlord – who happens to be 2 years old.

The 2:45-minute video on FunnyorDie.com has been viewed nearly 3 million times since being posted last week. It was the brainchild of Ferrell and his longtime collaborator Adam McKay, director and co-writer of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

It co-stars McKay's 2-year-old daughter, who's real name is Pearl, but does not curse like that when off camera, so they say!

"Fortunately she is in this great stage now where she repeats anything you say to her and then forgets it right away, which is key," says McKay, who has two daughters by his wife of 11 years, actress Shira Piven (Jeremy's sister).

Adds McKay, "She has not said the B-word since we shot the thing."

The video was shot on a lark a little over a month ago in Ferrell's guesthouse during a break in the third birthday party for Ferrell's son Magnus.

"We invited a friend with a camera over and shot it in about 45 minutes," says McKay, who set up the website, Funnyordie.com, as a platform for his and his friends short form comedy films. "We shot several shorts but we liked this one the best. I am not sure that it is the funniest – it is just that you can't beat Will being cursed out by a 2-year old."

This video is f*cking histerical!

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Howard K Stern: You are NOT the Father

See You Tomorrow

We need a day to sleep off the easter candy sugar coma. We'll be back tomorrow:

HSN? But I Usually Buy My Fake Hair at CVS...

I was watching TV the other day and Ken Paves was on some daytime show talking about his new line of Ken Press-On Hair and it was one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen. They were talking about how “real” the hair looks and how it blends “invisibly” while it obviously looked completely fake and didn’t blend at all. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able find an actual clip of this show but I did find something similar-go to about 4:50 ish to see them in hair-blending denial:

YOUR YouTube FIX: Fun TV Moments

My boyfriend and I watch Fresh Prince reruns so much that we know the lines. It's sad. Anyway, last night we came across these fun moments in TV history. Carlton dancing/singing Tom Jones are seriously the highlights of the show. Enjoy:

YOUR YouTube FIX: Bloopers

Bloopers from the Anne Hathaway/Meryl Streep fashion film, from The Devil Wears Prada.

YOUR YouTube FIX: H&M Gives Madonna Yet Another Shot at Selling Their Shit

I had all these big plans to blog today and they were ruined by US Airways and their stupid new computer system. How hard is it to keep a little black suitcase on a 40 minute flight? Oh, and you know those barcodes they attach to your bags - they mean nothing. They can't scan them and find your bag. It's all a ruse. Like 'car alarm' stickers on windows of shitty cars. Anyway, while I go act like an airline has never lost my bag (or any bag for that matter), here is what I need to happen before tomorrow's meeting:

Doesn't ebay already use the "it" thing?

YOUR YouTube FIX: Bitch, You Got Sued!

Media conglomerate Viacom Inc. sued Google Inc. and its Internet video-sharing site YouTube for more than $1 billion today in the biggest challenge yet to the Web search leader's strategy to dominate the online video market.

The lawsuit accuses Google and its popular online video unit of "massive intentional copyright infringement," threatening its ambitions to turn YouTube into a major distributor of entertainment and outlet for advertising.

Viacom, home to the MTV and Comedy Central channels, contends that almost 160,000 unauthorized clips of its programming have been uploaded onto YouTube's site and viewed more than 1.5 billion times.

Could this mean the end of Laguna Beach YouTube clips?
I <3 Laguna 4-Evah.

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YOUR YouTube FIX: Ax or Ask? You Best Ax Somebody!

Teacher Garrard McClendon focuses on correcting the poor grammar of African Americans. Understandably this is controversial.

Best Part of the Clip: At the end, Gerrard says, "People are losing out on opportunities everyday because of the way they speak. I gotta do dis."

YOUR 15 MINUTES: Teaching the Machine

YOUR YouTube Fix: Supermodel Gorgeousa

The beauty of Photoshop.

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Larry King Adds Some New Freaks to The ANS Freakshow

In the wake of Anna Nicole Smith's death, Larry King decided to bring a small motley circus of grieving people to discuss her sudden death including:

• A woman who had Anna has her maid of honor in her wedding and while you initially think they’re good friends, she didn’t even know Anna before the wedding. It was some sort of TrimSpa contest.
• John James, a close friend of Anna who produced her latest movie and visited her in the Bahamas a lot recently
• Joanie Lauer aka Chyna the pro wrester lady who stared in Anna’s last movie.
• The wife of the CEO of TrimSpa who is Anna’s close friend who I want to recruit as my best friend.

Chyna seemed like a bigger blabbering mess than Anna during her fat, slurring reality show days. Then to top it off, TrimSpa CEO bitch called Chyna a stalker and basically told her off to her face on Larry King Live. I love it. Every little pore of this story is completely clogged with drama.

YOUR YouTube Fix: Anna Nicole Smurfette

[thanks Sarah]

YOUR YouTube FIX: 14 Days in a Civic

Internet comedians Joey and David have one-upped Nissan's 7 Days in a Sentra promotion centered around a guy named Marc Horowitz who lived in the car for a week. Having a bit of fun with the promotion, Joey and David produced their own version of the promotion called 14 Days in a Civic in which Joey tries very hard to begin his 14 day journey but is, sadly, interrupted incessantly by his parent's not so peachy keen relationship. Believe me, David's Mom and Dad totally suck, which makes this clip completely worth the 3 minutes it takes to watch.

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