She Did It Again

Britney Spears achieved a lady-part-exposing trifecta this week while hitting the clubs. Such a magical sight.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Posh has teeth.

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Questionable Quotes: Yes, We All Wish We Could Be There Too!

Halle Barry on receiving her Hollywood Walk of Fame star: "I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels."

That one was just too perversely easy.

TV Time: Dirt

Ever want to see Courteney Cox have sex? Well just tune into her new show, Dirt, on FX. Seriously this show is like the soft core porn I used to secretly watch on Cinemax when I was young. ...only strangely it's on a Fox Network before midnight on a weekday. Guess the FCC is still too busy suing people over that stupid Janet Jackson boob thing... Anyway, Courteney is a hot momma and she proved to me that she’s way more than just Monica. Seriously, I abuse my DVR during this show. Rewind. Rewind.

Harry Potter and the One-Eyed Wizard

This probably isn't real since I heard he wasn't naked in the shoot. He was probably wearing a pair of VS low rise thongs. How else could you show that much trail? Anyway, I'm not one to pass up a pic of a peeps so here it is... According to this, Harry Potter wears a turtleneck.... click on the picture to see the Harry Peter in its glory.

Thanks to Sara for her role to this post and stay tuned for her dramatic entrance as Celebrity Hijinx's newest addition.