JT Got Me Lovestoned... or just plain stoned... who knows?
hotness.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
She Did It Again
Britney Spears achieved a lady-part-exposing trifecta this week while hitting the clubs. Such a magical sight. 
Xtina Aguilera Preggars!
Honest to Pete, bitches be pregnant all the time. Every time I turn around, someone else has got a bun in the oven, and now rumor has it that Christina Aguilera is preggars. So, is being pregnant the new black?
Celebrity Baby Blog writes, "We have been hesitant to post, especially after a rumor earlier this year was wholeheartedly dismissed by her publicist, but we now hear from two reliable sources that Christina Aguilera, 26, really is pregnant."
Last week, Christina and her husband Jordan Bratman were seen leaving Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles, then popped up again at the Maternal Fetal Medicine Association in NYC on Thursday. Christina has also been taking pains to hide her stomach behind a notebook and large scarves and sweaters. But then again, we all know that girl can accessorize to DEATH.
Perhaps even more telling, Christina's usually quick-to-deny rep instead issued a statement saying,
"I cannot confirm."Another source said,
"Christina is totally pregnant. We've known for weeks. She's about 10 weeks."If the time line is true, this would give Christina an early January due date.
[source]
SHIT! Mr. Wizard Died!
Don Herbert, who for what seems like a million years, taught youngsters like myself the wonders of science as "Mr. Wizard," died on Tuesday. He was 89. Goddamn.
Herbert, who had been battling bone cancer, passed away at his home in suburban Bell Canyon, California.
In the '80s, Herbert starred in Mr. Wizard's World on Nickelodeon. Check out the commercial for the show up above there. Funny shit.
Not his death. The show, duh.
Birthday ALARM
Actresses Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are 21.
Magician Siegfried of Siegfried and Roy is 68.
Singer Bobby Freeman is 67.
Actor Malcolm McDowell is 64.
Singer Dennis Locorriere of (Dr. Hook) is 58.
Actor Richard Thomas is 56.
Comedian Tim Allen (Home Improvement ) is 54.
Actress Ally Sheedy is 45.
The Early Show co-host Hannah Storm is 45.
Rock musician Paul deLisle (Smash Mouth) is 44.
Singer David Gray is 39.
Singer Deniece Pearson of Five Star is 39.
Musician Soren Rasted (Aqua) is 38.
Actor-singer Jamie Walters is 38.
Singer Rivers Cuomo of Weezer is 37.
Actor Steve-O (Jackass ) is 33.
Singer Raz B (B2K) is 22.
FUN FACT: On this day in 2005, a jury in Santa Maria, California, acquit pop singer Michael Jackson of molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor at his Neverland Ranch.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Couture du Jour: Opposite Game
Question: What's completely hideous and is the opposite of a tankini.
Answer: Uma Thurman's bathing suit. 
Seriously, what is that thing? I know she has kids and all but Christ, there's no excuse for that...
Paris Hilton Is Not Dead
...you can all sleep well tonight. CNN, ABC and Yahoo were victimized by bogus reports of Paris Hilton's death in jail. She was not stabbed multiple times with a shank. She did not hang herself with a bed sheet. She was not beaten by the warden.
According to Barbara Walters (coincidentally the first person I'd call if I was ever sentenced to jail) Paris is spending her time in jail having a spiritual awakening. She claims she used to "act dumb" and "that act is no longer cute." Seriously? She's serious? She thinks God has given her a new chance by throwing her ass in jail. It took a trip of jail to make God care - forget about the sex tapes, n-words, Exposed websites, herpes rumors, breakups, makeups, breakups, vagina flashings, nip slips, million dollar lawsuits, DUI arrest, car accident, car accident, car accident, drug rumors, etc... I would believe all of this "playing dumb" stuff if she didn't drop out of high school to dance on tables wearing nothing but a pair of underwear and a cut off shirt that said "Got Blow." Seriously, she's a 26 year-old dropout - that's one loooooong act and unfortunately I have to stay until the end of the play. I have no choice really.
While Paris is finding "god" (which is probably just prison slang for coke), her parents are supposedly trying to earn some $$$ by shopping the idea of a "Get Out Of Jail Party" for Paris to the top Las Vegas clubs, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms. A source told PageSix and Paris' dad was originally asking for a $50,000 cash fee to be paid, as well as accommodations and flights. Pure and Hard Rock said 'no' flat out, but George Maloof, who owns the Palms, didn't say yes or no. He happens to be friends with Paris. Nothing says "spiritual awakening after a DUI" like a party in Vegas...execpt maybe Lindsay Lohan leaving rehab to celebrate her 21st birthday in Vegas. Or maybe this all just sounds like "what a bunch of crackheads." [source]
Celebrity Clone: Superhero vs. Villain
Accused murderer Edwin Hall was adopted at age 7. We need Maury to see if he's the biological brother of Tobey McGuire.
Broken Promises
Britney Spears was out and about clubbing last night. She flashed 1/8 of a nip and her pantied-ass. You guess the substance:
Maupin's Masterpiece
Those who don't read Armistead Maupin may have no idea who Michael Tolliver is, but those who do may be thrilled that a new story in the saga of "Mouse" has arrived on bookstore shelves.
The celebrated Tales of the City author is back with another volume called Michael Tolliver Lives.
Maupin told the San Francisco Chronicle, which originally serialized the Tales series beginning way back in 1976, that he was initially scared of his approach: "I was nervous that people following the series might be thrown off by a first-person novel that has all the characters treated equally."
He says that the main themes of the book deal with getting older:
"I wanted to illuminate the process of growing older as a gay man, and make it easier for people who think life is over. Gay men who are growing old are incredibly lucky to be here....if I'd known that 63 was going to feel this good, I would have been a lot more cheerful along the way. Age is the last closet you come out of in the gay world. There are such gloomy visions of gay men aging. But if you worship beauty above all else, if you worship sex above all else, you're in trouble. If you're not working on your heart every second, you are going to have a very sad old age."
Maupin lives with his partner Christopher Turner who is 27 years his junior. The age difference is a fact that doesn't phase Maupin in the least, he told afterElton last August:
"I think [aging is] the central issue of our generation. There are a lot of people out there who are trying to figure out how to be good old gay people — how to do it well, how to be the best you can for your age. In my case that has to do with trying to be the best version of 62 I can imagine. Not to try and recreate something I felt I had 30 years ago. Interestingly enough, my partner, Christopher, runs a personals website for men over 40. I actually met him on the site. I saw this handsome 34-year-old there that made my heart beat faster. I bumped into him in the street a few months later and asked him for a date."
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom declared Tuesday "Michael Tolliver Day" in San Francisco.
Tales of the City may be one of the best stories ever written. If you don't know, GET TO THE LIBRARY AND READ IT. Changes lives.
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Birthday ALARM (slept in)
Singer Robyn is 28.
Singer Vic Damone is 79.
Actor-singer Jim Nabors is 77.
Jazz musician Chick Corea is 66.
Sports announcer Marv Albert is 66.
Singer Reg Presley of The Troggs is 64.
Drummer Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick is 56.
Country singer-guitarist Junior Brown is 55.
Singer-songwriter Rocky Burnette is 54.
Actor Timothy Busfield is 50.
Singer Meredith Brooks is 49.
Rock musician John Linnell (They Might Be Giants) is 48.
Rapper Grandmaster Dee of Whodini is 45.
Blues guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd is 30.
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER: On this day in 1920, the United States Postal Service ruled that children may not be sent via parcel post.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Lindsay Lohan's Bodyguard Tells All - Quits Job After Coked-Up Lindsay Attacks Gun-Wielding Beverly Hills Drug Dealer – Apparently Job too Dangerous
The crazed world of cokehead Lindsay Lohan is blown wide open by the burly bodyguard who quit looking after her... because it was too DANGEROUS. Lee Weaver has told of his two years of hell with the stroppy starlet as the News of the World reveals yet more worrying pictures of Lindsay — this time wasted in her squalid bedroom. Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:
"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in
"He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. "He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. "I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around." Lee reveals how he often drove Lindsay to join her pal Nicole Richie, 24, for cocaine binges. "Nobody was as wild as Lindsay," he says. "But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.
"One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad. "But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on. "I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I'd had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car." But that was no surprise — Lee had been carrying her home since first night he began working for her. His first job was to take her to a party in
And when she wasn't snorting coke, she was snogging GIRLS. "She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills," says Lee. "I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs. "I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey's bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl." When she wasn't snogging them she was just as likely to attack them. One night, paranoid Lindsay went for blonde actress Jessica Simpson in a club. Lee says: "Jessica was sat with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks. "She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her."
As Lindsay spiralled more and more out of control she started to self-harm, cutting her wrists with a knife. "One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them," says Lee. "She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down. "She told me, ‘I don't belong on this planet any more'. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living. "The pictures in your paper of her fooling with knives show how disturbing her behavior is." So do today's pictures taken of her partying in her messy booze-littered room, half-dressed, looking painfully thin and spaced out. They emerge just weeks after Lindsay went into rehab for the second time in six months after crashing her Mercedes into a tree.
Lee — who earned £1,500 a week as her bodyguard — is now writing his memoirs about the years he spent minding stars, including Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt, Eddie Murphy, Pamela Anderson, Jamie Foxx and Hollywood's most infamous drug addict Robert Downey Jr. But the minder, who also tells of his adventures on his website leetweaver.com, says Lindsay was the biggest handful of all of them. "I'd never even heard of her when I was asked to do the job. She was only 18 but guarding her was a nightmare and the stress it put me under was unbearable. "I would pray every night she wouldn't kill herself on my watch. "I desperately hope she stops doing drugs but I fear that will only happen when either she kills someone else with her reckless ways — or kills herself."
What a mess.
YOUR 15 MINUTES: Ms. Butts the Toilet Paper Caper
"They said they seem to go through a lot of toilet paper at the courthouse," said Police Chief Lon Walker. Police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of
Birthday ALARM
Actor Shia LaBeouf (Holes,Even Stevens) is 21.
Actor Gene Wilder is 74.
Comedian Johnny Brown (Laugh-In) is 70.
Actress Adrienne Barbeau (Maude) is 62.
Actor Peter Bergman (The Young and the Restle) is 54.
Actor Hugh Laurie (House) is 48.
Country singer Bruce Robison is 41.
Bassist Smilin' Jay McDowell (BR5-49) is 38.
Bassist Dan Lavery of Tonic is 38.
Rock musician Tai Anderson (Third Day) is 31.
Actor Joshua Jackson (Dawson's Creek) is 29.
FUN FACT: On this day in 2002, Antonio Meucci was acknowledged as the first inventor of the telephone by the United States Congress. TAKE THAT Alexander Graham Bell!
Friday, June 08, 2007
Questionable Quotes: That Giant Thing With Her Face
Holly and Hef are sooooo in love. It was love at first sight. Well, not really according to a new (rather scathing) article in Elle Magazine:
Hefner alludes in passing to the fact that Holly, who wasn't his instant type the way Kendra was, set her sights on him rather than the reverse: "She found me and she loved me." He goes on to explain that she doesn't look the same as when he first met her, that she "became beautiful," helped by "a little thing she had done to her nose."
You don't say. She has to be pissed...I bet pillows and silk pajamas (and maybe a fist) were flying at the mansion. I think he was being nice. I would've said "she became better looking after Ty Pennington and his Extreme Team came in and remodeled her whole face." 
Great, now I have a Backstreet Boys song stuck in my head. Anyway, according to PageSix, Hef praised the author of the article.
YOUR 15 MINUTES: MySpace and Murder
Eeeeeeeveryone has a MySpace these days, darling, everyone. Last year, someone uncovered the creepy MySpace profile of Tom Stephens aka "The Bishop", a suspect in the murders of five women in England. Now someone has uncovered the possible MySpace of Edwin Hall, the 26 year-old man accused of kidnapping 18-year-old Kelsey Smith at a Target and killing her. Only the name "Jack," which Hall is known by to neighbors, is used on the MySpace page, and the picture posted strongly resembles the 26-year-old who is married with a 4 year-old son. The person on the MySpace page also uses the same age and location as Hall, and a person with the same name as his wife, Aletha, has a page linked to "Jack's." ...and apparently he likes to eat small children. Both profiles have been deleted. Alas, I have the text from his profile: Leave it to the good, old internet - someone has copies of his site here , his wife's site here and a blog here. 
“Sweet Troubled Soul”
Male 26 years
CITY, MISSOURI
United States
Jack’s Interests
General: eating small children and harming small animals, or maby ua reaing and ua painting photography is cool, want to own my own company someday
Music: Lacuna Coil, H.I.M, And a lot of trendy EMO bands, (No not really)
Movies: anything that pushes the envalope, A clockwork Orange, Srangeland and lets not forget horror movies!!!! yea scary (or cheesy)like both
Television: Lost Dead like me and eureka is cool
Books: House of leaves- daniel Z. The Dark Tower Series- Kingand also Koontz , Lovecraft all the greats. o yea also the telaphone book, (its a page turner!!!)
Heroes: Batman, and my dad (The bastard)
Jack’s Blurbs
About me:
Its never what it seems untill you look inside the book, and those people you look up to are not as cool as they think. I love reading and to paint though I dont have enough time for either. fast cars are nice and hope to own one someday( a fast one Im not a looser I have a car)
Who I’d like to meet:
Gandi why, well to seem interesting and “with it” cause we all know its all aboutwhat others think right?
Last Login: 6/6/2007
Jack’s Details
Status: Married
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Emporia
Body type: 5′ 9″ / Athletic
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Proud parent
Education: High school
Occupation: Millwork Specialist
On May 4th, Kopetesky went missing. "There's been no contact she hasn't called there's been no bank activity," her mother, Rhonda Beckford said. The Beckford's are following Kelsey's case, hoping it will lead to answers in Kopetsky's investigation. "It's almost one month to the day that Kara came up missing that Kelsey came up missing," her stepfather James Beckford said. "They said it was abnormal for that to happen. They said she has no reason to leave or runaway. Kara had no reason to leave or runaway," Rhonda Beckford said. When her mother walked into Kara's bedroom, nothing was missing."Her dresser is full," Rhonda Beckford said Thursday as she opened one of her daughter's dresser drawers. None of her clothes are gone, and her iPod and phone charger are on a bedroom table, something the 17-year-old's mother said Kara would never leave behind. "If this was planned, she would have taken clothes and she didn't," Beckford said while holding a missing poster of her daughter. "If she had to buy clothes, she would have had to use her debit card, and she didn't." [source]Again, this is a friendly PSA from CH to think about the potential ramifications of MySpace. Your MySpace could be used against/for you if you're a victim/suspect/criminal. It can be used to paint whatever kind of picture the press wants to paint. ...aaaaaaaaaaand your friends could be people you really don't want to be friends with...like accused killers and stuff. Really kids, pay attention..I say this because I love our readers, not because I'm turning into a paranoid old lady! I'm not. Really. I promise.
Birthday ALARM
Rapper Kanye West is 29.
Comedian-talk show host Joan Rivers is 74.
Singer Nancy Sinatra is 67.
"Dilbert" cartoonist Scott Adams is 50.
Actor-director Keenan Ivory Wayans is 49.
Actress Julianna Margulies is 40.
Actor Dan Futterman is 40.
Actor David Sutcliffe ("Gilmore Girls") is 38.
Actress Kelli Williams ("The Practice") is 37.
Actor Mark Feuerstein ("West Wing") is 36.
Guitarist Mike Scheuchzer of MercyMe is 32.
FUN FACT: On this day in 1984, homosexuality was declared not a crime in the state of New South Wales, Australia.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Anorexia Chronicles: A Vision of Unhealth
I didn't watch American Idol this season...actually I never watched American Idol...but the moral of the story is that I managed to completely, totally ignore it this season. I didn't even know the name of one contestant. Anyway, Meme Roth - president of National Action Against Obesity went on Fox News like a week or two ago and called Jordin, the winner, obese. I heard about this a week or two ago (I don't watch Fox News) and didn't care until I actually saw Jordin. 
She's like seriously 6 feet tall and not fat. Bitch needs to shut up because you know Jordin is going to pull a Carrie Underwood and lose 84 pounds in two months. Way to make a bunch of normal teenage girls have image problems. The National Action Against Anorexia is going to be working overtime.
"When I look at Jordin I see diabetes, I see heart disease, I see high cholesterol. [...] That's what's so sad about this - she is not the vision of health - she is the vision of 'unhealth'". UNHEALTH - brilliant, really. Mariah Carey should write a song about that.
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